The pre­vi­ous even­ing, my wife had presen­ted me with one of her quarterly assess­ments of my pro­gress as a human being, and the res­ults were, as they so often are, disappointing.

Tim Dowl­ing makes me read his whole column out loud, Sat­urday after Sat­urday. I sus­pect his wife may be the most amazing/terrifying human being known to mankind.