With apologies to XKCD…

As of this evening, the semester is over. I’ve never wanted anything more in my life.
Me love cookies. Me tend to get out of control when me see cookies. Me know it not natural to react so strongly to cookies, but me have weakness. Me know me do wrong. Me know it isn’t normal. Me see disapproving looks. Me see stares. Me hurt inside.
Cookie Monster searches deep within himself and asks: is me really monster?
(Somewhat unrelated, but me really want to write whole Statistics assignment in style of Cookie Monster now: “Me run analysis. Me look at graph and say sample not normal. Me know it because of skew. Me hurt inside.”)
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