Can we clarify: posting a photo before giving up and just going to bed counts as fully-fledged blogging, yes?
I’ll admit it: I really don’t mind Windows. In fact, I quite like it. I could happily use Linux if it could run Photoshop with any proficiency, and I’m sure I’d love a Mac if I could just find a relative I could sell in order to buy one, but despite all of the hoo-hah, and once all user account warnings have been disabled within an inch of their lives, the Windows of 2009 is really not that bad. This is quite a useful thing, given that for the second time in two weeks I’m watching Windows 7 install onto a machine at a speed that would make a snail quake in its boots. You know, if a snail could wear boots. Or install Windows 7.
The first install was planned, a full install on a brand new Vista laptop, and went smoothly apart from that small issue with the graphics driver and the webcam only showing upside down images. You want to chat with someone who appears to be hanging from the ceiling? I’m your girl. The second install was not so planned, but ended up being an upgrade-ish from Vista to Windows 7 on my desktop’s shiny new hard drive, a hard drive that talks to my computer and works and everything. I say upgrade-ish, because you can’t upgrade from Vista Home We’re Awesome Edition to Windows 7 We’re Suit-wearing Professionals Edition, and so it makes up a story about how it’s doing a clean install. This is a blatant lie, incidentally, but a happy lie from Microsoft for once.
All of this is a long-winded way of saying, I love Ninite. The first thing I normally do after a reinstall is open Internet Explorer and use that to download Firefox. Once Firefox is sorted, I then start the three-day-long process of working out what it is I actually use, remembering only when I go to use a program that I still need to download and install it. Ninite takes out the guesswork. Open IE, head to IE, tick boxes for almost everything I use on a daily basis — including Firefox, Thunderbird, Notepad++, Spotify, Adobe Reader, AVG, VLC and WinSCP — and I can download a custom installer that gets it all done at once. This means that the only software I need to manually install are the biggies — Photoshop, Illustrator, Lightroom, and any drivers that need to be argued with (assuming that those drivers are available before mid-November, that is. Just sayin’, Hewlett-Packard.) So kudos, Ninite — you have made the past two weeks infinitely easier.
(Note: all credit for the pumpkin above must go to our next door neighbours. Sadly, I cannot take any credit for those artistically swirly eyes or the way our stairwell suddenly smells a lot like rotting veg. You don’t know how tempted I am to take the lid off and put the hamster inside, just having him knock on our door to get in again once he’s had his fill.)
Sitting in front of a blank file titled “NaNoWriMo2009.docx” wondering where all the words that flooded my head for the past month have gone, it suddenly seems like a brilliant plan to take part in NaBloPoMo as well. This reminds me a lot of being in Uni, when it suddenly seemed like a good idea to scrub the flat from top to bottom the day before an exam, but if it gets me doing two things I want to do more of (writing and blogging), and seeing as no-one’s going to mark the results — although they may taunt me for the rest of my natural life if I fail at either — I’ll run with it. I’m tempted to make myself take a photo a day throughout November as well, and blog that, too. Hell, why not go the whole hog and run a marathon every day in November, Sarah?
November is my planned month of endless health. Technically you can’t plan these things, but it’s surely due, after spending the whole of October with various viruses. Virus begets virus, it turns out. Over the course of the month I’ve done possible ‘flu, stinking cold, tonsilitis, laryngitis, to the point that the doctor has now given me antibiotics just in case there’s something killable in there. If I was well enough to leave the house for even half of the days in the month, I’d be surprised, and when I did go out I managed to get myself attacked in Waitrose (Waitrose! Maybe you expect to get kicked by random strangers while standing in the bakery aisle of Lidl, but Waitrose?!), meaning the whole of the month of October can safely be filed under A for “Atrocious”.
But November? November, you’re going to be wonderful. Together we’ll write a book, a blog, take photographs, catch up and get ahead with work projects, leave the house on a daily basis (okay, we can work on getting to the top of the street without dying again before we start on the daily marathons), catch no germs and be okay.
C’mon November: let’s get started.
Ater two weeks, I’m beginning to feel human again after a bout of the Death Virus/‘flu/something really quite nasty. It feels like the whole of October so far has been spent in a fog of illness, but apart from tiredness and a marked inability to breathe (I’m horribly asthmatic, it turns out. Who knew? Oh, everyone? And I would feel better if I just took my industrial strength inhalers sometimes? Oh. Well. I’ll think about it.), the fog is starting to lift. I’ve even done things today that don’t involve staring into middle distance and forgetting what I’m doing, although admittedly that was alongside staring into space and forgetting what I’m doing.
The old petrol pump in the photo is just around the corner from the flat, but as it’s on a route we don’t take very often I managed to not notice it for almost three months. It’s surprising how quickly you stop noticing things, even in new places, when you forget to look and start taking the things around you for granted.
I set myself a little project this morning, and the result is this series of little still lives featuring the details of my day and my home (there are more photos on Flickr). Some of the images are stranger than others — who takes a photo of a bottle of balsamic vinegar or a doorhandle? — but the answers give bizarre little insights into who I am and how I live: I add balsamic to everything (except maybe porridge) and I think the old doorhandles are the favourite part of my new flat, other than the bathroom and kitchen windows (light!) and shower curtain. You probably have to have lived without a shower rail for three months to truly appreciate the power of a square of clear plastic.
Later, I headed outside and grabbed a few of the little details from my walk and the area of Edinburgh that I live in, much to the bemusement of every school-age person in the city. I can tell I’m getting old because the orange number 8 below? It was stuck to a communal bin. And I took a photo of it just to horrify the schoolgirl who had been staring at me and my camera for the previous few minutes. She’ll probably need counselling to get over the sheer horror of it all.
I think there’s a very high chance Al took this photo, because I had the little camera taking footage for my awesome sea creature documentary I will never edit into an actual film. This was taken at the point where “stay in the Atlantis Palm Hotel” was added to the list of things to do before I die, because even standing in the lobby/shopping centre/aquarium was, frankly, amazing. I’m fairly sure that most of the people who designed Dubai were on very strong hallucinogenic drugs at the time, but you really need to hand it to them for actually making it all happen. And for having no end of awesome ice cream for sale.
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