Whoopdedoo

Posts Tagged ‘cookie monster’

Me love cookies

Me love cook­ies. Me tend to get out of con­trol when me see cook­ies. Me know it not nat­ural to react so strongly to cook­ies, but me have weak­ness. Me know me do wrong. Me know it isn’t nor­mal. Me see dis­ap­prov­ing looks. Me see stares. Me hurt inside.

Cookie Mon­ster searches deep within him­self and asks: is me really monster?

(Some­what unre­lated, but me really want to write whole Stat­ist­ics assign­ment in style of Cookie Mon­ster now: “Me run ana­lysis. Me look at graph and say sample not nor­mal. Me know it because of skew. Me hurt inside.”)