Posts Tagged ‘guardian’

Like, embarrassing.

In Quotes on 15 January 2009 tagged guardian, Quote with Comments Off

I have respect for broad­sheet journ­al­ists because they haven’t suc­cumbed to degrad­ing them­selves, to writ­ing pidgin Eng­lish with all these ter­rible col­lo­qui­al­isms, the phras­ing of which is just, like, embarrassing.

- Peaches Gel­dof

Column inches

In Quotes on 16 November 2008 tagged column, guardian, Quote with Comments Off

The pre­vi­ous even­ing, my wife had presen­ted me with one of her quarterly assess­ments of my pro­gress as a human being, and the res­ults were, as they so often are, disappointing.

Tim Dowl­ing makes me read his whole column out loud, Sat­urday after Sat­urday. I sus­pect his wife may be the most amazing/terrifying human being known to mankind.