• Has two suits of medieval 14th & 15th century armour and can joust for rallies
• Dentist. Shop owner. Linguist.
• Hobbies: economics: letter writing to local/national papers.
• Semi-professional multi musician (traditional/British folk). Pagan. Classic motorcycle enthusiast. Huntsman
• Hobbies: line-dancing, motorcycle racing
• Hobbies: walking, Tai Chi Chuan. Buddhist, interested in Daoism
• Mobile DJ with singing partner, snakes & spiders
• Model and promotions girl
• Qualified firefighter, farrier, equine dentist.
• Certs in skin/nail care. Hobbies: sewing crafts, knitting, animal welfare, military history
• Hobbies: criminal justice system, bowls
• Hobbies: electric guitar, target shotting, recycling
• Hobbies: astronomy, wildlife, ancient history, handwriting
• Lapsed MENSA member
• Window cleaner. Former pig farmer. Pagan prison chaplain. Hobbies: growing mistletoe, rune making (wood)
• Hobbies: has own small wild life sanctuary

Looking further, at the “reasons for not renewing membership” notes, you get the following gems. I’m not sure what the specific reports or revelations were, but I hope the people concerned weren’t too upset when they discovered that the party were, you know, a bit racist:

• took offence to newspaper reports about the Party
• objects to being told he shouldn’t wear a bomber jacket
• embarrassed by revelations in Private Eye re. councillors
• took exception to being asked to contact another similarly aged lady member!
• “Jehova God only real hope for mankind”

When officials asked for the Welsh translation of a road sign, they thought the reply was what they needed.

Unfortunately, the e-mail response to Swansea council said in Welsh: “I am not in the office at the moment. Please send any work to be translated”. So that was what went up under the English version which barred lorries from a road near a supermarket. [Full story]